I would like to lodge a formal complaint with my subconscious.
It's clear to me that it's out to get me and does not have my best interests at heart.
I had a dream last night in which Nathan Fillion propositioned me for sex and, somehow (and I seriously have no idea how this is possible) I said no.
In what universe would I do that?
It's got to be something I ate, or a glitch in the Matrix. Whatever it is, I am NOT happy and I demand another take.
Because that was obviously a blooper. Let's be honest. I just forgot my line, right? That's it. I forgot my line. And we know who to blame for that, right?