Okay, okay. Hold on a sec. I'm...what?!
When I was a kid, Barbie had a Plane and a Camper and a Dreamhouse. Barbie had all the clothes she could ever need, she could wear heels and have a huge rack and not fall over -- I mean, she was a superwoman!
I thought she did it by herself. I thought she bought that Corvette and Jeep with her own money doing whatever it was Barbie did...
But, the truth is out.
Someone call Perez Hilton or TMZ!
Turns out Barbie has a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken!
Click it. You have to...I...look at the DOG!
What do you say? Really?
There's even a Barbie Palm Beach Collection...my childhood. It burns me precious.